about

Bio:
catholic. male. non-vegetarian. sober. cis. he | him. hetero. ally.
meat-eating, coffee-drinking, dog-loving, foul-mouth philosopher.

i’m an average guy.
i probably look like your dad.

i like stories. i think most people have at least one good one in them, and i like seeing if i can get it out.

i poke at the stuff people don’t talk about.
i say cum a lot.
god damn it, too.
rarely mean it. sometimes i do.

i try to be a good person.
i try not to kill spiders.

fuck is my favorite filler word and i use it liberally — i’m an ardent believer in its versatility.

i think i’m a pretty average guy who sometimes says something decently profound.
every now and then, i can take my pain or trauma and turn it into something other people can laugh with.

once in a while — super rare, shiny-pokémon rare — the story and the profound shit sync up.
when it does, it’s like damn, that’s a mewtwo.

hopefully someone gets a chuckle.
maybe they learn something.
maybe they just feel seen — because life is hard, and it comes at you fast, and no one told you half the shit you needed to know.

and somehow you’re still out there making it fucking work — with the sweat of your brow and the tools in your fucking toolbox.
you beautiful son of a bitch.

but sometimes it’s just

fucking cum on the page.

you know?