Category: essays

For the confessional, longer, personal writing.

Commandment IV — Confusion Is Camouflage, Peel It Off; A Gospel of Clarity, Control, and Sacred Discomfort (For Those Who Mistake Fog for Safety)

10/31/2025

Confusion is never innocent. It isn’t always some little “oopsie” that happens when the world gets too complicated. Confusion can be engineered. It can be armor for the liar. Makeup on the corpse. Perfume for the rot. Think about the times you’ve been told “you just don’t understand.” That isn’t an explanation — it’s a …

Commandment III — I’m Not Here to Be Soft. I’m Here to Be Sacred; A Ritual Manifesto on Boundaries as Holy Ground and the Divine Violence of Refusing to Shrink

10/24/2025

Everybody wants soft — soft edges, soft words, soft apologies. Soft keeps the peace. Soft sells. Soft makes sure no one gets their feelings bruised. But sacred isn’t soft. Sacred is steel — sharpened to a razor’s edge by Truth. It cuts you free from the bullshit you were born into. Being sacred doesn’t mean …

Why Are You Mad They’re Mad?

10/13/2025

I don’t get people who get offended when other people are offended by racial slurs.Like, you’re not even the one being targeted — why are you volunteering as tribute for the bigot brigade? I love pointing out when I’m being racist toward white people. It always gets the white crowd giggling and nodding along, like …

Commandment I — Your Voice Is Sacred at Full Volume; A Gospel of Loud Truths for the Chronically Polite (Speak the Fuck Up, Amen, Hallelujah, and Pass the Microphone)

10/10/2025

You’ve spent your whole goddamn life being told to tone it down, to keep it polite, to “use your inside voice.” Guess what? That inside voice is what’s been choking you to death. That little whisper you’ve been trained to live in? That’s not humility. That’s a muzzle. Your voice is not some dainty accessory. …

“One of the Good Ones”; A Foul-Mouth Philosopher Self-Roast

10/06/2025

You ever meet that guy who’s just trying so hard to be one of the good ones? Yeah, that’s me. I’m the human equivalent of a “This is fine” meme wearing a feminist T-shirt and holding my therapy rock. I’m out here desperately auditioning for sainthood like it’s an open mic night at the Woke …

I BURN VILLAGES, NOT BRIDGES

10/07/2024

Boundary enforcement as urban planning. 🔥 I Burn Villages, Not Bridges Let’s get something straight: I don’t burn bridges. Bridges are for people who hope to come back and apologize. Bridges are concessions, limp excuses, little insurance policies wrapped in brownie points. I BURN VILLAGES. When I decide you’re done, I don’t leave a polite …

THE FUCK IS VOCABULARY?

02/19/1983

“Language: humanity’s most overcomplicated hammer.” 💬 The F*** Is Vocabulary? Like what do you mean you have a “good vocabulary”? So you can spell the words you know? Good for you. Want a f***ing sticker? People act like “vocabulary” is some rare gemstone you mined out of a cave. No. You just learned some words. …