Category: Philosophy Made Profane

For “Street-Corner Philosophy” riffs, big ideas boiled down.

Commandment III — I’m Not Here to Be Soft. I’m Here to Be Sacred; A Ritual Manifesto on Boundaries as Holy Ground and the Divine Violence of Refusing to Shrink

10/24/2025

Everybody wants soft — soft edges, soft words, soft apologies. Soft keeps the peace. Soft sells. Soft makes sure no one gets their feelings bruised. But sacred isn’t soft. Sacred is steel — sharpened to a razor’s edge by Truth. It cuts you free from the bullshit you were born into. Being sacred doesn’t mean …

The Foul-Mouth Philosopher Probably Means Cum

10/13/2025

“To understand the Foul-Mouth Philosopher, one must first ask not what he said; but what he probably meant.”– attributed (later disavowed) to the FMP (Foul-Mouth Philosopher), Interview That Definitely Happened (2023) Overview “The FMP Probably Means Cum” is an interpretive meme, philosophical shorthand, and minor ideological skirmish surrounding the writings of the Foul-Mouth Philosopher (FMP). …

The Foul-Mouth Manifesto – First Blog Post; Who the F*ck I Am and Why You’re Here (or How One Tired Philosopher Decided to Stop Pretending, Start Swearing, and Laugh at the Storm Like a Maniac)

10/03/2025

The Foul-Mouth Philosopher Manifesto Who the F*ck I Am & Why You’re Here 🗣️ Who the F*ck Is Talking My name is Joshua Van Leuven and I’m the Foul-Mouth Philosopher, and this is the Foul-Mouth Philosopher Manifesto. Not a guru, not your life coach, not here to sell you a juice cleanse or some weak-ass …