Category: self aware

Posts where the Foul-Mouth Philosopher turns the mirror on himself; roasting his own contradictions, hypocrisies, and desperate attempts at moral superiority. It’s satire with self-awareness turned up to eleven; the meta-commentary of a man who knows he’s full of shit, and still won’t shut up about it.
Should leave you wondering if he even knows what satire means.

📝 “You’re Already Enlightened, Dumbass (or how twenty years of yoga, meditation, and cosmic nonsense taught me nothing new except that enlightenment is just remembering you’re fine)”

10/25/2025

Time to read: The body to create ~330 million red cells I’ve been doing yoga since I was nineteen.Meditating since thirteen.I can fall in and out of trance like it’s a public pool. Walking meditation, seated meditation, eyes open, eyes closed, eyes half-lidded like a housecat.Yogic breathing, square breathing, breathwork in general.I can still my …

My Mother Doesn’t Like Me (and That’s Okay)

10/09/2025

I don’t really think my mother likes me, not in the cinematic, “we’re enemies” kind of way. more in the chemical-mismatch way. I’m the smell she can’t stand but can’t identify in the fridge. she spends all of saturday gutting it, muttering about “chicken-shit” leftovers, and by the end she’s mad at the fridge itself; …

Fake Humility; My Most Polished Sin

10/07/2024

Self-awareness, but make it a mirror maze. 😇 Fake Humility — My Most Polished Sin Let’s be honest; I have fake humility down to an art form. It’s my favorite camouflage. My emotional shapeshifter. It lets me sound self-aware and superior in the same breath — like, “Oh, I don’t take myself too seriously,” while …

“Just Sayin’”; The Coward’s Commas

10/07/2024

“Your honor, the defendant pleads passive-aggressive.” 💬 Just Sayin’: The Coward’s Comma There is no phrase more cowardly than “just sayin’.” It’s the linguistic equivalent of a nervous giggle after a punch to the face — an attempt to retreat into innocence after launching something cruel, stupid, or both. “Just sayin’” isn’t communication. It’s a …

I BURN VILLAGES, NOT BRIDGES

10/07/2024

Boundary enforcement as urban planning. 🔥 I Burn Villages, Not Bridges Let’s get something straight: I don’t burn bridges. Bridges are for people who hope to come back and apologize. Bridges are concessions, limp excuses, little insurance policies wrapped in brownie points. I BURN VILLAGES. When I decide you’re done, I don’t leave a polite …