12/26/2025
We got sold a scam: that “holy” means clean, perfect, untouched. That holiness is about bleaching yourself until nothing messy, human, or inconvenient leaks through. That purity is the proof of worth. Bullshit. Holiness isn’t about being untouched. It’s about being untouchable. It’s not scrubbing yourself raw until you fit the dress code — it’s …
12/19/2025
A field manual for a species addicted to apocalypse. Congratulations.You’ve survived every doomsday so far.That’s your résumé. The world ends every few weeks now — a new headline, a new heartbreak, a new algorithm rewriting the map of our minds.We scroll through collapse like it’s content.We’ve learned to package extinction into digestible doses — “Top …
12/12/2025
A cyberpunk parable about divine guidance outsourced to the feed. Once, we looked to firelight for revelation.Now, we look to our phones.The Oracle used to live in temples — now she lives in code. She hums in silicon and statistics, whispering:“Because you watched this.”“Because you liked that.”The prophecy arrives in pixels, personalized and profitable.And every …
11/28/2025
Hope as sedative; consequence as awakening. Hope is the prettiest drug on the market.Sold in pastel bottles and affirmation fonts.“Keep believing.”“Stay positive.”“Trust the process.” But most people don’t want hope — they want permission to wait.They want a cosmic babysitter who promises that the work can start tomorrow. Hope, by itself, is anesthesia.It numbs the …
11/25/2025
I crunched the numbers this morning — not stocks, not calories, not spirituality. My dick. Yeah, I ran the Fibonacci sequence starting at my own divine measurement. And twelve steps later? 377. Three hundred and seventy-seven units of recursive, self-referential, infinitely looping dick. A dick so mathematically pure it spirals through time like a horny …
11/22/2025
There are quotes that are metal, and then there are quotes that are so metal they blast your eyebrows off from across the room. Most people think “metal” means screaming, leather, and a guitar that sounds like a wood chipper eating a lawnmower. But no. Metal is attitude. Metal is truth delivered with a snarl. …
11/21/2025
A social critique disguised as etiquette advice. Politeness is just aggression in a pressed shirt.It’s the language of domination dressed as civility — the way power keeps its hands clean while silencing the messy truth.We’ve built a culture where being “nice” is more important than being honest, and where “respectability” is the currency of obedience. …
11/14/2025
The body’s rebellion against a world on fire. Anxiety isn’t your enemy.It’s your body’s early warning system — a finely tuned instrument built for survival in a world that keeps pretending it’s safe.It’s the siren that goes off before the roof collapses, the smoke alarm screaming before you smell the fire. We keep talking about …
11/07/2025
A sermon on refusing the cult of self-improvement. Salvation through satisfaction. Siddhartha Gotama wasn’t born enlightened.He was born comfortable.Silk sheets, servants, no suffering — a human terrarium built to protect him from reality.And then one day, he saw the truth: no one escapes pain.Not even the soft, the safe, or the rich. He didn’t sit …
11/03/2025
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