☠️ Disclaimer; The Foul-Mouth Philosopher
1. Not a Guru (Lower Your Expectations)
I am not a guru, not a shaman, not a prophet, not a holy man. I’m a 40-year-old overweight white guy. I probably look like your dad.
And unless you think he has all the answers (spoiler: he doesn’t), why the fuck would I?
Any insight, clarity, or “holy download” you think you find here is accidental at best. Treat it like stumbling on a shiny rock; neat, maybe useful, but not a divine revelation.
At the end of the day, I’m just out here selling you detox teas and these rocks.
2. Opinion, Satire, and Lazy Masking
This site is opinion, satire, and storytelling.
If a character sounds like you, it’s coincidence, archetype, or me being lazy with details.
If you feel called out, check your conscience first. Metaphorical small-dick energy shows up often. If you’re taking it personally… are you sure it’s you?
3. Not Advice (Seriously)
Nothing here is medical, legal, financial, or relationship advice. Don’t ditch meds, gamble rent, or fire your therapist because of something I wrote.
4. Rituals & Wellness Stuff
Breathwork, fascia, lymph drainage, shower routines; all for entertainment and education. Check with a professional before trying anything. Stop if it hurts, freaks you out, or makes you see God in the bad way.
5. Language & Triggers
There’s profanity, trauma, gallows humor, rage-alchemy. If that bothers you, this isn’t your corner of the internet.
6. Links & Merch
External links? Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Products (decks, guides, downloads) follow the terms of the storefront you bought them from (Etsy, Stripe, etc.).
7. Takedowns
If you believe I’ve:
- Published false factual claims about you
- Used your work without permission
- Or exposed private info
Email me at fmp@88mproductions.com