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Truth Doesn’t Burn If You’re Not Coated in Bullshit

10/13/2025

People love to say “the truth hurts.”Nah.Truth only hurts if you’re lying. I can say outlandish shit about myself because I’m not trying to keep up a façade.Or maybe I am. Maybe I’m such a dark-souled bastard that the stuff I admit out loud is just the smoke screen.Maybe the performance is the confession. Either …

Commandment I — Your Voice Is Sacred at Full Volume; A Gospel of Loud Truths for the Chronically Polite (Speak the Fuck Up, Amen, Hallelujah, and Pass the Microphone)

10/10/2025

You’ve spent your whole goddamn life being told to tone it down, to keep it polite, to “use your inside voice.” Guess what? That inside voice is what’s been choking you to death. That little whisper you’ve been trained to live in? That’s not humility. That’s a muzzle. Your voice is not some dainty accessory. …